Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Intuition Triumphs but Fraud Prevails

I've been staring at this blank screen, closing it, opening it back up, staring some more. I know what I want to write but I am torn between wanting to protect and needing my own release.

*stares longingly at the screen some more*

I guess if you can't be true to yourself and the truth than what can you be true to? Okay. Here it is:

My instincts were right. I knew he was not being honest and I was right. I don't think he realizes just how well I know him. But more than that, how much I know myself.

I've only had that feeling a couple times before in my life. It was a feeling of dread so strong it was like I swallowed poison. It was like something foreign coursing through my veins emanating from my stomach.


Ironically, I taught a child the definition of FRAUD tonight. We were reading from one of her mermaid books before bed and she intentionally covered up one of the shells the book said to look for with her hand. I asked to look under her hand and she told me there was nothing there. I responded to her by telling her that she was, "committing fraud".

"What's fraud mean?" she asked.

"It means to trick somebody," I explained.

She laughed!!!

"I played a big, big, fraud on you!!" she giggled.

So for now it looks like we go on living....



Monday, May 30, 2011

Quiche with a side of Instinct please!!!

My instincts told me that I could make an amazing quiche:

And they were right!!

This is the first quiche I've ever made and it came out perfect! It's bacon. mushroom and spinach!! 
 
I love trying new things!!

Something else I decided I should try is listening to my instincts more. I feel very strongly that Minute Man has been less than honest with me. I might be wrong, but I would rather be wrong for believing in myself than to be wrong for believing in him.

I think I'll have that quiche with an extra side of instinct please!




Saturday, May 28, 2011

Who's Gonna Drive You Home Tonight?

This is me giving loves to my dear friend "Samara" right before I'm about to lose control for the night....


It started out like any other bonfire night at Samara's, but a toxic combination of white wine, Sambuka and Chocolate Martinis on an empty stomach was the perfect recipe for a wild night I'll never forget completely remember. 

Here's what I can piece together...

Everything seemed to be going well until my friend Sparrow showed up. I must say sometimes when drinking with Sparrow I am embraced by an overwhelming sense of well-being around her and I leave my defenses and common sense at the back door and just have fun. What can I say, she's just that kind of girl!!

Her and I have always taken care of each other, so I am confident when spending time with her I am safe no matter what. Now usually it's me watching over her at parties, holding her hair while she hugs the toilet or opening and closing the passenger side car door while she hurls into the driveway.

Last night, it was my turn. I remember there was some concern at the end of the night as to whether or not I was going to spill my Doritos, but I bragged confidently that I wasn't a puker - and I wasn't, thank goodness. For I did so many other embarrassing things I don't think I could have safely added puking on my friend's lawn to the list and still have escaped in good graces.

So right, back to Sparrow showing up. I had just finished my third glass of wine when Sparrow showed up looking quite lovely, sporting a six pack of beer. 

(here I am experiencing a big black void... maybe she can filll in for me??)

Next enters this guy:

I think the picture pretty much speaks for itself, but we'll just refer to this one here as Douche Bag

I had never seen this guy before last night but he seemed to take a pretty keen liking to me, even though I threatened him with bodily harm more than once. 

Eventually one of Samara's sons stepped up when he tried putting his hands on me and put him in his place very quickly.  

The next trouble maker of the night was this guy:


see how small it is?
Well, I tried to sit in it and I missed. I tried again and then I tipped over. It was around this time, when I decided it was best if I just sat on the ground. (Less distance to fall that way.)

I still woke up with a bruise the shape and size of a lawn chair arm imprinted on my right hip.

I ended the night face planted in Sparrow's lap.

This morning I am thankful for friends that will: Threaten to kick anyone's ass that puts an unwelcomed hand on me, stop me from accidentally revealing my bossoms and drive me home when I've clearly exceeded my limits.



Thank you friends and family for not letting me do anything Too Stupid last night!

Friday, May 27, 2011

Cry If I Want To...

It’s my bloggy and I’ll cry if I want to! 



The other night I was lying in bed fighting the sudden burst of emotions I could feel swelling up inside of me. The voice of my father replaying itself inside my head: “Crying doesn’t help.”

I fought the tears, telling myself it was true. The only thing crying was going to accomplish was giving me a stuffy nose and red swollen eyes. No girl wants that! So I went to my happy place (the liquor cabinet) and soon forgot about my sorrows.

However, I began to wonder if what my father said was true. Perhaps, crying can help? I mean, if my face didn’t “freeze like that” and “sticks and stones” didn’t always break my bones and sometimes names did hurt me, maybe what he said about crying wasn’t true either. So I decided to do a little research to find out for myself, if crying does or doesn’t help. The results were very interesting:

Did you know that the tears that are cried when you cut an onion or choke on something are much different chemically than tears than are emotionally stimulated? During one psychological study volunteers watched a sad movie and later cut onions while their tears were collected during both activities. The results found that the chemical make-up of the two sets of tears were extremely different. They found stress hormones and various toxins in sad tears!



A good cry can also clear out bacteria. Tears contain a chemical component known as Lysozyme. This chemical hinders the growth of bacteria on the surface of the eyes. Some portions of tears that come out of the eyes evaporate, but remaining tears through the tear duct drain into the nose. These help to keep the nose moist and lysozyme found in tears reduces the growth of bacteria inside the nose.

Research also indicates there is a significant increase in the type and amount of stress hormones produced in our bodies prior to crying. If you don’t release the tears, these toxins remain in you body. It’s no big secret that stress hormones negatively affect almost every system in the body including the cardiovascular, musculoskeletal, and immune systems. Crying is the primary method for the body to eliminate these harmful stress hormones and protect the body. 



After analyzing over 3,000 reports of crying episodes, Jonathan Rotttenberg, USF Assistant professor of psychology, reported in the Journal of Social and Clinical Psychology that “the majority of participants reported mood benefits after crying.”  Most of us can agree: you feel better after a good cry! *

Emotional tears open up the lungs, exercise the eyes, and soften the temper. The release you feel is one of the mind, body, and soul. I personally can vouch for this. Recently while have a heated discussion with Minute Man we both broke down and cried. Afterwards, we hugged and both admitted we didn’t feel angry anymore. It certainly didn’t mean that crying solved all our problems but it was a good way to break through all the anger we’ve been feeling toward each other. 



Crying prevents depression. Most people get depressed because their emotions aren’t expressed at the right time and get suppressed inside their minds. Crying prevents the suppression of negative emotions and is one of the healthiest methods to release them. Crying also improves the state of people who are already depressed and make them feel better.

Crying also promotes relaxation. Once a person stops crying, the body shifts from a high arousal state to a state of relaxation. The heart rate and breathing slows, sweating decreases and a person feels more relaxed. This state of relaxation lasts for a longer duration than the moments spent in crying.

So maybe Shakespeare was right when he said, “To weep is to make less the depth of grief.”


Thursday, May 26, 2011

Grim Realizatoins

Today has developed a theme: Grim realizations.

The first was although my husband has only been gone a few days, I realized that I've adapted to living alone months ago. I guess this isn't completely a bad thing though - just sad.

My second grim realization was I have no business in a vegetable garden or anything other kind of garden for that matter. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be trusted with household plants.

My sprouts already have bugs!! Little white bugs that hop around like fleas and eat my little babies alive! Sparrow says they are Asids.

I routed around in the basement for some insectide. I found the insectide, but I couldn't understand the directions. If I knew what a spreader was I might have been a little more sucessful.

Now the way I see it I was faced with two options.

1) Attempt to insectide my sprouts - and seeing no where in the directions did it mention treating sprouts I decided to go with option two:

2) Put them in the ground and insectide them - without a spreader jobby-thinga-ma-bobber.

This is where I really began to miss Minute Man.

I, like most writers at heart, am an observer. I spend most of my time sitting in the sidelines carefully watching the world around me - sometimes more caught up in the small blades of grass than the elephant in the road.



I sorted through memories of watching Minute Man prepare the garden last spring and I recalled him separating the soil into mounds with a hoe.

Again, I returned to the basement to search for a hoe.

I decided quickly that I don't like going into the basement because there are so many things down there that remind me of everything I lost.

For instance, there was the old shower head that was ripped out of the upstairs bathroom when Minute Man installed my claw-foot tub and it made me think of the man that I had fallen in love with - the man that was willing to build our family a house with a strong foundation and sturdy walls. I was sad for a minute - but luckily the shower head was conveniently located next to the hoe and I quickly moved about with my business.

I started making piles of dirt with the hoe and I began thinking about just how much I learned from observing Minute Man, not only in the garden but in life in general. I wondered if he realized how much attention I paid to him. I may not have ever listened to one single word of instructions he ever tried to impart of me, but I always paid close attention to what he did and mimicked him in ways he will probably never realize.

Anyways, back to my Other piles of dirt - the ones in the garden - remember?

Oh yes. So I formed piles of dirt but they didn't resemble the ones I saw Minute Man create. I remembered his being much cleaner, free of rocks and squiggly roots. I did my best though and that, I am learning, is all I can ask of myself right now.

Now back to the insectide. I decided the best way to apply it was by mixing it gingerly into the soil one handful at a time. I figured one handful her pile of dirt would suffice.

Then I added the sprouts that seemed most desperate for planting. (Ironically these were the squash.) Okay they seemed happy.



Now for the water.

Back to the basement - Dammit!

Once I located the water sprinkler-jobby-thinga-ma-bobber (does this thing have a name??)



I tried to fill it up from the outside water facet.

Dammit!

Sometimes I wish I listened to him.

Nothing came out and I had another grim realization that somewhere inside was a knob I had to turn. I know Minute Man had told me about this but alas I wasn't listening and I didn't recall where to turn the water on.

No worries. I just used the kitchen sink.

Then presto!! My first plants were in the ground and watered.

Who wants to bet they're dead in the morning?

Day 3 Without Minute Man

Hubby has been gone three days now in our trial "separation" and I have come to a grim realization. I realize my life is no different now than it was before he left for the mountains. I'm still just as alone now as I was when he was supposedly here. Should this separation become permanent it will be an easy transition for me because I've already adapted to living alone.


Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Wordly Wednesday

Because I'm so awesome and I march to the tune of my own banjo I'm going to attempt to start a new tradition: Wordly Wednesdays! I agree that this is in direct opposition to the popular Wordless Wednesdays, but I'm a rebel at heart and I just roll that way!

So listen up, because this reeks of all different kinds of awesometude! I'm taking some of the words of the day from Urban Dictionary on Wednesdays and sharing them with all my friends here in Bloggy Land because one thing unites us: The love of writing! So prepare to broaden your vocabulary and social horizons!

Thought wad - A sudden burst of thoughts, ideas, creativeness or conversation topics - often followed by a severe lack of.

My example: I got so nervous that I blew my whole thought wad in one breath and stood there looking at the judge with a deer in headlights look on my face.

Cockblocalypse - When you get cock blocked at the bar SO bad that it seems like the end of the world.

My example: I was really into the dark quiet dude at the end of the bar but his buddy brought the cockblocalypse on him so badly that I never got a chance to give him my number.

Fucking Retrospect - A phrase used to describe agonizing fustration of realizing you did something you regret, and wanting to do it differently but realizing it after-the-fact. This typically occurs five minutes later but can often take up to years....

My example: Looking back in fucking retrospect, I realize that wearing a thong under my dress on a windy day to the company outing was not such a great idea.

Garden Gloom....

It's almost garden time! So far, I haven't had any help and for the first time, I'm doing it all by myself! Here's what I've got so far:


I'm almost done turning the soil over and weeding with a pitch fork.

To make room for these little guys:


So far, I've managed to kill more than half of them. Pretty much everything except the peas. 

Note to Self: 
Plants Can't Swim! (Use less water next time.)

This time last year things were so different. Minute Man was excited about getting the garden going and we worked together in the yard and went shopping together for the plants we wanted to grow. Yep, we had big plans. Together we could create anything, a house, a garden, a family. Who knew that one year later it would all fall apart? I feel very sad. If Minute Man had tended the sprouts they would have lived. Me, I just seem to destroy everything I touch...

But I never give up on life! Dammit!

I like to think that I'm a lot like those surviving plants, determined to grow and carry on even when life swamps them down. Now maybe I'm not one of those strong a sturdy peas shooting up straight and tall in the background, but I'm certainly not one of those seeds rotting in the dirt. I guess I'm more like that crooked little squash sprout that got beaten down but keeps on going strong!

Please bear with me folks, I'm feeling awfully moody and I'm trying really hard not to wallow and cry! 


Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Troubled Tuesday

Today was supposed to be Troubled Tuesday where I would provide advice for troubled bloggers. However, all my bloggy pals must be relatively untroubled because I didn’t receive any requests for help this week. Suppose this is a good thing, but alas what will I write about now?

No worries. It didn’t take me long to find a solution to the lack of troubles for the Troubled Tuesday blog.

Although she did not submit a formal request, my BFF has been troubled by a disturbing dream she had several nights ago. She was still talking about it last night so I concluded that she must be troubled.

Her Dream:

She was going to act as a surrogate mother for me, but we ran into a small problem – well small might not have been the best choice of words.

I showed up to her house carrying a giant dinosaur sized egg. For some reason she looked a little worried, but I calmed her fears saying:

“Don’t worry, just lift up your leg and we’ll ram this sucker right in!” 



I can’t say I blame her for still being troubled over such a dream. If I dreamed my best friend tried to cram an ostrich egg up my twat I would be troubled too!

Fear not dear Troubled Twat for I have a perfectly good explanation:  

You simple wish to carry somebody’s burden for them because you believe that you are able to do what they cannot. The “burden” appears as an egg that is too large for you to carry, but you are willing to try anything to accept it. Perhaps you want to help somebody but are simply not equipped to do so?

Eggs themselves represent rebirth, fertility, truth and justice. I suggest there is somebody in your life that you want to have these things in a very big way. Perhaps the burden is not represented by these things but rather the lack of these things in this person’s life. You simply want to create these things for them because they are unable to create these things for themselves.

If you have a troublesome dream, work situation or relationship, please feel free to submit your troubles to me for next week’s Troubled Tuesdays.




Pay it Forward

"You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you might find you get what you need... " - Rolling Stones.



I'm a little late in accepting this award that was graciously bestowed to me by Bouncin Barb over at This and That (As I Bounce Thru Life). Barb was my very first follower. If it wasn't for her I might have given up on blogging a long time ago. Her encouraging comments and heart felt advice kept me plugging along here until I eventually found other friends to share the blogging experience with.

Just as it is true in real life, I have found that in Bloggy Life there are always certain individuals that you connect with more naturally. Some relationships are effortless and flow easily while other take time building. Since my arrival in Bloggy Land four months ago I have had several people reach out to me on a personal level. I think this is a great opportunity to recognize those bloggers and tell them how much I appreciate their genuine care and support.  

1) John at Coffeypot
2) Annabelle at Don't Make it Like I'm Dumb
3) Erin Dawn at My Beautiful Disaster
4) Kelly at PSYCHO CARNIVAL
5) Mollie at OK in UK

The rules for this particular award are pretty easy. 
1) Tell you who gave it to me. 
2) Put up a link to their blog. 
3)Pay it Forward to five more bloggers.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Folklore Guest Post

Like so many bloggers here, I have grown to absolutely adore Folklore Friday’s on Erin’s Beautiful Disaster. I actually consider it one of the best things about Fridays now. (This is either testimony to how sad my life has become or how awesome Erin’s blog is - you be the judge!) 

I was absolutely pickled pink when she asked me to write a guest post for her Folklore Friday. I've never been asked to do this before and I wasn't sure of the "rules" but I think you should go check out her page because she's sick with Photo Shop and you'll see some pretty creative and unique stuff over there! 

My Folklore Friday story goes a little something like this:

I’ve heard so many intriguing tales and I wanted to share one my many spooky experiences. I’m not sure why I have so many, but if I had to guess it would come down to two factors. A) I live in New England - the oldest part of this country. B) I’m a Scorpio. This might sound whacky but I truly believe Scorpio’s have a natural connection to the supernatural. Me, I’m a supernatural magnet!

I spent a good part of my twenties working in a historical building that had been converted into a bed and breakfast. The property was a gorgeous Queen Ann Victorian manor build in 1881 by a Sea Caption John Sise. The building itself came with a somewhat (ok…downright) spooky history.

Captain Sise was a wealthy ship merchant, who took a wife who was much younger than him in age. Sise was also reported to be quite the “ladies man.” Legend tells that he took one of the house maids as his lover, and accidentally impregnated her.

Apparently he also had a wee bit of an anger management issue.

When he learned of her “mistake” he shot her, killing her and her unborn child. Realizing the horror of what he had done, Sise then went up to the attic and hung himself.




Yes, I worked inside a building that was the site of a double murder suicide - and there were MANY strange tales I can tell. However, it wasn’t until my fifth year of employment at this bed and breakfast that I became privy to information that would darken the already dark history of the building even further.

The city had just started a major project to replace the water lines in the area. Within days of digging up the street out front of the building the workers made a gruesome discovery: An unmarked slave burial ground. 

(You can read more about this in these links below)




Apparently, they were able to determine that the uncovered bodies were slaves because they were very well preserved in layers of clay and shackle marks could still be seen on their wrists and ankles. 


They were only able to remove 13 graves, but according to an old city map there are up 200 bodies located in that area. The remains that were excavated were eventually laid to rest in a local cemetery with a marker with a bitter sweet engraving. 

 "I who was born a Pagan and a Slave,
Now Sweetly Sleep a Christian in my grave..."

                                                                                                                               However many of the graves could not be reached as they were located beneath the very building I worked in and many other buildings along the street. 
 The only fact that made the discovery any worse was I was currently working in the basement as a sales coordinator. Oh yes! Directly on top of all those unmarked graves!



Now here are my personal accounts of SOME of the things I witnessed there.

First, I should tell you that I was sworn not to confirm any of the written accounts of this property that are circulating around in various books and websites. (But seeing new management came in and fired me a week before Christmas I hold no loyalty to their secrets any longer.)

The reason for this sworn secrecy developed shortly after a group of business people decided it would be fun to use somebody’s Ouija board one night. I can’t tell you what those people witnessed during their session, but I can tell you this: Many slept with their guest rooms doors open that night and some were so frightened they checked out in the wee hours of the morning. That group never came back to the Inn because whatever they witnessed that night was too frightening to endure again. Therefore, it was decided any rumors of hauntings should be promptly squelched.   

One night, not too late, I checked a business woman into the room that adjoined the attic suite. (Looking back on it, I don’t think the ghost liked business people.) She immediately returned to the front desk and asked me, “What was up with that room?”

“What do you mean?” I asked innocently.

“When I opened the door, the remote flew off the top of the TV and hit the wall clear across the room. Then the door knob to the adjoining room started spinning.”

Now remember folks, I was sworn to secrecy - and if you have any Scorpio friends you know they are very good with secrets. Of course, I felt bad for her. She was obviously quite shaken, but I looked her square in the face and said: “Jet lag, huh?”

Her mouth dropped and she walked away muttering something under her breath. She returned to the room and was not heard from again that night.

There are other stories too - so many I could probably write a book. The elevator constantly worked itself. Every time I walked by the bells would chime and the door would open no matter what floor I was on. It’s not supposed to do that. We had it inspected numerous times, but each time the technician could find nothing wrong.

Mostly it was typical haunting stuff, chairs moving, music playing, and flying objects. You know - that sort of stuff.

However, there was another report of a lady that checked in one night and came down to the front desk to tell the clerk how much she enjoyed the housekeeping staff dressed in period clothing that had just visited her room.

The front desk clerk told her that A) the housekeeping staff had left hours ago and B) They didn’t wear period clothing.

The lady was quite adamant that a woman wearing a colonial dress had just knocked on her door and asked her if there was anything else she needed for the night. The lady had told the woman, no thank you, and the woman smiled and walked away.

Perhaps it was the lover of John Sise still reporting to her duties?

Now some of you might ask how I could work there for so long. The answer is this: I know the difference between good spirits and bad. There were no bad spirits there - only lost ones.






Friday, May 20, 2011

Getting Forked!

My best friend recently confided in me that she only owned five forks because every time she gave one to her husband to bring to work with his lunch neither the lunch or the fork would return. She had to stop giving him forks when the household got down to five so each family member would have a fork for meal times.

Being very tight on money lately I didn't have much to spend for her birthday, which just passed this week. I decided to put my creative forces to work and went down to the local Good Will where I purchased 10 forks for a dollar. I also purchased a little bow clip, which I used to bundle the forks together.

I presented the forks to her with a card that read: 
Now you can say you got forked on your birthday!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Tuesday's Trusted Tips for the Troubled

Last week I had two brave souls that ventured to share their troubles with me on Troubled Tuesday. Thanks Annabelle and J-Tony for putting your faith in my unfounded wisdom. I have spent a week considering the solutions to your situations and your answers are below:

To Annabelle who wrote:

I'm gonna go with #4 (Supernatural stuff ) for this first shot out the gate.

We have a minimum of 3 "ghosts" in our home. The great aunt of my MIL, who was kind enough to die in our bathroom while living in the home (pre us) and my MILs parents who lived there for 40 years (also pre us).

I personally have no beef with them being there. It was their home first and there is no negativity in their energies.

But, though we all hear them walking and we all have caught the little glimpses of movement and shape in the hallway, I think my youngest two are seeing them more clearly and are becoming afraid.

My 3 year old has trouble sleeping in her room throughout the entire night. Between 2-3am she's crying and scared and won’t go back to her room. She regularly asks me to come check on her and "to keep the grown ups" out of her room while she sleeps.

My 4 year old came running into the kitchen just the other night because he saw a man walk into our bedroom. He made my husband walk back there, turn on the light, open the closet and check the bathroom to prove there was no one there.

There are more examples like this, but these are the two most recent.

I don't know how to broach the subject. Again, we adults don't feel threatened but you try explaining this idea of never ending energy, familial and special love to toddlers.

So, Wise Lady, how do I deal with our family ghosts who are creeping out my kids?

It’s actually a little unusual for children that age to be afraid of apparitions because most haven’t learned yet that it isn’t normal. It sounds to me like your children have figured out that you can’t see them, but they can. This in my opinion is what is creating the fear.

Here are some things you can try:

Light a candle in the living room after you put your children to bed. Ghosts are naturally attracted to candlelight and this may keep them out of the children’s rooms until they fall asleep.

Try talking to the ghost(s) and explain to them that they are scaring the children and ask them to stop. You can also ask your guardian angels to step in and help out. Each person has at least two angels that are just waiting for you to call on them for help.

And believe it or not you’ve already come up with a way to combat this problem all on your own! Remember your spray bottle suggestion for Girl Child’s nightmares? Why wouldn’t the same thing work for ghosts and your children? Try giving each child a squirt bottle full of water and label it as Fear Repellent. Tell them if they see something that frightens them they can use the Fear Repellent to scare off anything that is bothering them.

Then there was J-Tony who apparently Really wanted to throw me a curve ball my first time out of the gate who wrote this:

Hey I'll go with # 5 just because I had a weird dream last night. Normally I don't remember my dreams. Ok so last night I was in church, standing next to my boss, watching from a distance a co-worker (who has passed away) dance??? Also it was some sort of hokey-pokey dance number where the entire congregation was into it. So there you go. Maybe that's #5 and 6?
Thanks,

Dude, first might I suggest you lay off the pepperoni pizza right before bed? Yikes!! That is some messed up stuff right there!! Here’s what I got:

Because you are standing inside a church next to your boss suggests that you are seeking guidance in a work related issue. Maybe there is a past mistake that you wish to make up for? Or maybe, you’re just looking for guidance on what move to make next?

Watching your deceased co-worker dance brings to mind the term “dance of life” which again would suggest that you are seeking guidance perhaps on a more spiritual level. Are you feeling dissatisfied with your current career path? I think so.

Your spirit is asking you to find a more spiritually satisfying career path.

So folks, if you are troubled by dreams, spirits, relationships or other nuances give me a shout! I'll be back next Tuesday will your tips for the troubled!!!

 p.s. Sorry this is late. I had my hands full yesterday and couldn't get to a computer!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Look!! It's Shrek!!!

Note to Self: Never let a six year old style your hair.

I suppose it should come as no surprise that when I let my six year old step daughter style my hair I would inevitably turn out looking like her favorite cartoon character: Shrek!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

My Personal Growth

Since my husband hasn't been around I've been feeling like one of those little women of the prairie, who must tend to the land while her man is off fighting the natives.

I recently learned to work the lawnmower "correctly." Unfortunately I spent three excruciating weeks mowing the lawn with the mower in neutral before my husband enlightened me about the drive cycle. Woooo! What a difference! Now that the bruises on my hips are starting to heal from where I ground my entire body into the mower to move it uphill, I can move on to other landscaping chores.

Yesterday I spent a good junk of the day preparing our vegetable garden. I dug weeds out with a pitchfork and turned over a section of the garden. I figure I'll only have to do this four more times before the entire garden is turned over.

Official Disclaimer: I know next to nothing about gardening.

I took a trip into Home Depot and spent some time talking to a kind and knowledgeable garden technician and she gave me some good tips. I can't wait to try them out!

Because money is so short this year, I had to raid the piggy bank to pay for the gardening materials. I only scored $15.57 from the coin collection so I had to be frugal. This translates to everything needed to be grown from scratch.

So I bought one of those Jiffy Greenhouse Starter whatchamabobs. We used one last year and it worked really well.

It took me about an hour sorting through all the seed packets thinking about what I would like to grow this year. And the winners were:

Eggplants, because I love purple.

Onions, because they give you an excuse to cry.


Cucumbers, well... because they're juicy!!

Green Beans, because they're cool beans!


Summer Squash, in case I need a little muscle!

Peas, because they're cute.

Zucchini, because well they can be used in almost anything!!!


And the total was $16.65!!  All this for less than a dollar out of pocket!!

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Being Alone



"Being alone is the best way to be. When I'm by myself nobody else can say.... good-bye"

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Tuesday's Trusted Tips for the Troubled

I've been toying with the idea of starting an advice column. Here are the reasons I think I'm qualified to offer advice.

1) I've already done everything wrong, so I now know what is right.
2) I have taken a few Psychology classes, so I'm educated socialism and human behavior.
3) I've been in countless therapist offices and feel their advice to me can be applied to a variety of troubled people like myself. (It takes one to know one, right?)

All you have to do is post here what is troubling you and I shall reveal your remedy in next Tuesday's post. If it's of personal nature you can email me at one4writing@hotmail.com and I'll give you a code name which will only hold meaning to you in my revealed remedies.

Here are the areas I feel I am most qualified in:

1) Nutrition, Diet, Exercise
2) Relationships (Family & Spousal)
3) Parenting (especially of the step variety)
4) Supernatural Phenomena
5) Dream Interpretation
6) Religion
7) Managing employees


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Sunday, May 8, 2011

Silent Words Say So Much!

The words “I love you” are comforting to hear, but the acts that show love are what stay with you forever. This is my story of one love act that will stay with me until the day I die (or until I develop severe Alzheimer’s disease)

It was a snowy Christmas Eve about 25 years ago. My parents and I were just leaving a family Christmas Party. My mother was squeezed in between me and my step father, Gene, in the front seat of the Chevy pick up. She always gave me the window seat. I think she liked having her two favorite people on each side of her.

We didn’t have far to go, but the roads in the valleys were slick with ice and snow. At the bottom of the first steep drop into the valley, Gene lost control of the truck and we started spinning in circles toward the heavily wooded edge of the road.

As we played chicken with the tree line, I felt my mother’s arm shoot out in front of me and pin me back against my seat. This was before children were required to wear seat belts, and I wasn’t wearing mine that night.

Fortunately, luck was on our side that night and the truck stopped spinning before we hit the trees.

I don’t remember much else about that night. I don’t remember Gene getting the truck out of the ditch. I don’t remember if the truck was damaged. I don’t remember if we spoke to each other or rode home in silence for the rest of the way home. What I do remember is my mother’s reaction when she, her husband, and her eight year old daughter faced impending death.

She didn’t brace herself against the dash board or fold her arms across her chest. She wasn’t thinking about the horror of hitting the trees. She wasn’t thinking about her own safety. She was thinking about protecting me.

I hear Mom tell me she loves me every time we speak, but that one act of selflessness that Christmas Eve spoke silent words directly into my heart. That’s how I learned that silent words say the most.